Best Quote Ever: ->**It's not what you call me,
its what I answer to!**<- Haha!
Great Quote: ->**If your naughty, go to your room. If you wanna be naughty,
go to mine!**<- Haha!
Great
Quote: ->**Sex Isnt An Answer...Sex Is A Question...The Answer Is Yes**<-Haha!
Great Quote: ->**Men
are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever!**<-Haha!
** People are just like books, you shouldn't judge them
by their cover and surroundings. Its the writing on the pages that counts! **
** Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only
true friends will leave footprints in your heart. **
** Brunettes tease but Blondes please. **
** You gotta see things 4 what they are, Not 4 what u want
them to be. **
** Born to please, but taught to tease. **
** If you don't like something, change it. If you can't
change it, change the way you think about it. **
** It is easier to forgive an enemy, than to forgive a friend.
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** If you want to find perfection, don't look in the mirror.
**
** Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they dont laugh
either! **
** The only person cuter than me is my own reflection. **
** Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you cant have!
**
** Its not called showing off... it's called you being
mad because you can't do it! **
** Um, could you please tell your pants its not polite
to point? **
** Its not easy being me. But it sure is funny watching
people try! **
** You can think you're prettier than me. Its okay 2
lie 2 yourself every once in a while! **
** All men are animals, some just make better pets. **
** If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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** If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people! **
** Everyone has beauty on the inside...but what the hell
happened to some people on the outside? **
** Life isnt a garden... so stop being a hoe! **
** Love is like heaven but it hurts like hell. **
** Sometimes your heart is unable to make the sacrifice
of being "just friends". **
** Money, thugz, sex, & weed is all a homegirl really
needs. **
** I don't need to be wanted ~ I want to be needed. **
** I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception
problem. **
** It is good to get jealous....It shows that you care.**
** Friends are the ones who bail you out of jail, BEST
friends are the ones sitting beside you saying "Damn, that was fun." **
**It is better to be hated for who you are, then
to be loved for someone your not! **
**A fanatic is someone who won't change their mind, and
won't
change the subject. **
** I would rather be hated for who I am than be loved
for who I'm not. **
** If you love him set him free..If he doesnt come
back he's probably with me. **
** God made Coke, God made Pepsi...God made you
way too sexy. **
** You laugh at me cuz I'm different...I laugh at
you cuz you are the same. **
** I'm here...what are your other two wishes?? **
** Treat me like the angel I am...and I'll be your
devil. **
** Sex is evil...evil is sin...sins are forgiven...so
lets begin. **
** Children in the backseat cause accidents...Accidents
in the
backseat cause children. **
** Falling in love is exactly that -Falling- you
don't have much control over it. **
** I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive..But
Oopz, I just remembered suicide is a crime. **
** Guyz are like rollercoasters...They either make
you sick...Or they give you the time of your life. **
** Love is like quicksand...The deeper you fall
into it...The harder it is to get out of it. **
** Guys are like lava lamps...Fun to look at...But
not all that bright. **
** Do you believe in love at first sight, Or should
I walk by again? **
** If guys had their period...They would most likely
brag about the size of their tampon. **
** There is no *I* in S-L-U-T...But there is a *U.
**
** I have all the answers, but I never said they were
right. **
** What happens if you get scared half to death 2 times?
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** If your nice,
you can call me sweety, if you're sweet, you can call me hunny, if you're hott, you can call me tonight. **
** Hate me cause you hate me dont hate me cause you ain't
me. **
** If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put *U* and
*I* together. **
** Guys are Players... and thats a fact... Dont fall in
love... just play 'em back. **
** I wasn't Kissing
him, I was just telling his lips a secret. **
** I can only please one person per day, today is
not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either. **
** I loved you once. I love you still. I always
have and always will. **
** Who do you turn to when the only who can dry your tears
is the one who made you cry? **
** Big gurls don't cry...they get even! **
** Guys are like tissues. You blow 'em then throw
'em away!! **
** Everything will be okay in the end. If it isn't ok,
then it isn't the end! **
**I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write
was "noh ss!w". It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down. **
